i feel this on a spiritual level
YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?
YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?
YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?
THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE
DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?
DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE
ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED
THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY
THIS EQUATES TO NEARLY 200 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS, OR 2/3RDS OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY
IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, YOU RIGHT NOW DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE
THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER
THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII
JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT
POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO MOTHERFUCKING THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID
AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS
GUESS WHAT? I’LL STRETCH YOUR FUCKING ASS TOO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST REBLOG THIS, AND LET MORE FUCKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEIR RIGHTS ARE FUCKING GONE
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE
cuz this shit ain’t right.WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!!?
Holy fucking shit I live like an hour away from Phoenix which is so fucking close to that border o3o oh my god
I’m Canadian bu this is really not ok
Um fuck. I kind of had a hard time believing this so I looked it up and it’s completely true
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M IN THAT AREA MAKE IT STOP
Okay but how do we change this? What do we do?
um I live in florida, what the actual fuck
so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.
so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.
it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.
without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.
he spent $34
hes the guy we learn about in math
This is my bestfriend, Elliot Tam. He knows more about me than I know myself. He’s been there for me since day one. Literally. He’s always the one telling me to keep going forward and to leave the past behind. He’s the one that keeps me holding my head up high. He’s the reason I’m still alive today. This guy right here, is the reason why I’m still breathing. Whenever I have a problem, he’s the first person I go to.
I’m so grateful to have him as a bestfriend. But I have this really bad habit of not showing my appreciation. I don’t know how and why he’s still sticking around. I give him SO much bullshit. But he’s still here when I need him. He’s always so optimistic! I love that about him. He’s always encouraging me to stay on the positive side. Without him, I won’t be able to face a new day, everyday.
I don’t care that he’s two years older than me. I’m just amazed that he has time for me. Having his as a bestfriend is amazing. Without him.. I would be nothing. I can’t remember how and when we met, but I’m glad we did. That day, made my entire life.
And yes, we have the same phone. Be jealous.
Go follow him; www.pinkhobo.tumblr.com
well, this is my bestfriend Jowee. the reason im reblogging this so late is because she isnt supposed to be on tumblr during the school days. and she just had to steal the best picture of us from the tumblr meet up so im gonna use it too. LOL!
basically, Jowee lied to all of you guys. im not trying to copy her but its seriously true. no matter how much she disagrees, she is the one that has been there for me. no matter how stupid or slow i am, she doesnt give up. she has supported me since the day ive met her. the second i met her, i knew she was someone i could trust. i thank God so much that i have her in my life. she understands me like no one else does. she sees the side of me that i cant show to the world.
and the best part about her is that she will always be smiling. whether she is happy or not, she tries her hardest to smile. through all the bullshit she gets from everyone and she can still put a smile on her face. when you hangout with her, you just feel so happy. she comes with this energy and it rubs off of you. one way or another, she’s going to do something so hilarious and you will start rolling on the floor. i dont know why she thinks im positive because honestly, she keeps her head high through all the hurt. she is so amazing like you dont even know.
sometimes, i lose track of what im supposed to be doing in life. then i look back at my bestfriend- so i live for her. she is the reason i wake up everyday and give it my 100% effort.
Jowee, before i met you, my life was nothing. i dont know what the hell i did before i met you. but now, my life is worth it. every second is worth it. thanks besterest(:
you dont have to follow her because she has too many followers already. ROOFLjk
joweebabyy.tumblr.com
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because everything is so different without you. because it seems like living without a real bestfriend just doesn’t work anymore. because i have to be happy, even if i’m breaking down. because i can’t get through this, so i will get over it. because i have to be strong. you’ve taught me a lot.
why. is. it. so. hard. to. say. bye.
it’s been kind of difficult you know. this has gone on for so long, I don’t know what to say anymore.
This is a Pomsky. It’s a mix of a Pomeranian and a Siberian Husky. Pretty much the most adorable little thing ever!
Reblogging AGAIIIINNNN
